Bum Pump
a pump like instrument, that is used for clearing out ones r-ct-m, prior to -n-l s-x.
john: ima do her in the -rs- later…….
tom: make sure she b-m pumps first, otherwise, she will, without a doubt, dirty on your c-ck stick…
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to inflate a woman’s -n-l c-n-l by pumping one’s phallus in and out. the air pressure created by the pumping will result in a m-ssive expulsion of the air once the phallus is removed.
the expelled air often has a minty aroma and tastes mildly sweet.
1. i b-mpumped her and the sweet essence of heaven was emitted.
2. she was b-mpumping me while i b-mpumped the h-ll out of the girl in front.
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