Bum Shitty
(adj) a moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: p-ss-es don’t like d-cks, because p-ss-es get f-cked by d-cks. but d-cks also f-ck -ssholes: -ssholes that just want to sh-t on everything. p-ss-es may think they can deal with -ssholes their way. but the only thing that can f-ck an -sshole is a d-ck, with some b-lls. the problem with d-cks is: they f-ck too much or f-ck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a p-ssy to show them that. but sometimes, p-ss-es can be so full of sh-t that they become -ssholes themselves… because p-ss-es are an inch and half away from -ss holes. i don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but i do know this: if you don’t let us f-ck this -sshole, we’re going to have our d-cks and p-ss-es all covered in sh-t! …. and that my friends would be “b-m sh-tty”
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