bum shower
a hand-held device used to clean ones -n-s with a jet of water after using the toilet.
originating in india, this device is rapidly replacing the use of a mug for the same purpose.
dave: d-mn it, that burrito i ate gave me runny sh-ts. i’ll be leaving brows streaks in my underpants for a week now.
k-mar: why not use a b-m shower? it removes all fecal matter and leaves a minty-fresh aroma.
dave: great! i’ll try it.
dave: excellent! my -ss is minty-fresh and my laundry bills will go down!
2 more definitions
to take a full shower using a public bathroom sink.
i took a b-m shower today because i am homeless.
when a guy stinks really bad and instead of taking a shower he cover’s it up with axe body spray
holy sh-t that guy smells like -ss and axe body spray, he must have takin a b-m shower
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