Bum Slushing


the art of convincing b-ms, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your p-ssing car.
steve: hey bob, do you want to go b-m slushing tonight? the weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!

bob: how does that work again?

steve: first we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a p-ss down state and madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around….

bob: steve, you are going to h-ll.

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