Bum Swag


originating in michigan, this type of swag is not easy to obtain. it is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. while attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers.
“cam hasn’t shaved for days and is wearing the same shirt he did yesterday, but i just saw that hot babe give him her number. he must have b-m swagger.”

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