Bum Tongue


a large, meaty column of flesh that punches out from the sphincter of an ostrich in order to expel fecal matter.
holy cr-p! look at that ostriches huge b-m tongue!!
when your mouth could not possibly taste or feel any worse, usually occuring the morning after a long night of partying including alcohol, excessive smoking and/or other “party favors”
i’ve got to head to the crib to brush my teeth man, i’ve got a bad case of b-mtongue.

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