Bum Wiggler
“pro” cyclists– usually social riders, wearing lycra pants and jerseys, riding bikes worth more than a respectable motorcycle, and training on quite possibly the most inconvenient roads while people are attempting to get to work/school/home– usually major, single lane roads– and often not in the bike lane.
not all “pro” (or pro-am) cyclists are b-m wigglers but the ones that are, you typically find going up that tight, annoying stretch of hilly road at 15mph/20kph when you’re already late for work.
that bl–dy b-m wiggler with the porsche jersey on bridge st. showed up again. if he makes me miss the team meeting again i’m just going to run the b-st-rd over.
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