Bumbrella
when a person’s rearend sticks out far enough for a small child to hide under in an immense rain storm.
lisa: wow it’s raining outside!
cora: look, connor is hiding under that woman’s b-mbrella!
lisa: by the looks of that thing, he’s going to stay dry.
connor: i hope she doesn’t have the e.d.!
a piece of cardboard that a b-m uses as an umbrella.
wow, that b-m is smart, he is using a b-mbrella.
anything a b-m or person in need uses for an umbrella
i didn’t realize it was going to rain today so i used a newspaper as a b-mbrella.
(noun) a female posterior that has an exaggerated horizontal vector that defies physics. very round, very fit. see also onion.
“check out that b-mbrella! if it were raining we’d both stay dry!”
a fanciful umbrella, made from a pole, curved at one end, and a b-m. the b-m-on-a-pole is used mainly for keeping off unwanted rain, but also, less commonly, for poking at people who are causing the user irritation. poking someone with your b-mbrella causes the recipient of the poke discomfort, but immense satisfaction to the b-mbrella-user who is doing the poking, and is thus highly amusing to watch.
man: you’re bothering me.
(uses b-mbrella as poking device.)
woman: oooph! don’t poke me with you’re b-mbrella. it’s uncomfortable, and weird.
onlooker: hahahaha. b-mbrellas, eh? always fun to watch.
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