Bumchunder
a slang term for diarrohea, derived from the word “chunder” meaning to vomit.
“why did you b-mchunder in my room!”
“that food made me b-mchunder”
a rapid and violent excretion as as a result of drinking in excess .
often described as a hangover sh-t : picture your b-m throwing up .
essentially a nightmare for shared toilets .
-“i just saw commi running down the corridor with a look of sheer panic on her face”.
-“too right , she went out last night, that’ll be the first b-m chunder of today . lets hope she makes it to the loos” .
a b-mchunder is any -n-l excretion that looks remarkably like a type of food. usually peanuts, sweetcorn, carrots etc
however depite the aforementioned b-mchunder looking like food, it is inadvisable to consume b-mchunder, as this action may result in “mouthpoo”, or actual chunder if you prefer.
it looked like sweetcorn glued together with chocolate, it was a total b-mchunder!!
a projectile explosion from the -rs- of a lumpy nature.
i’ve just done a b-m chunder in my pants!
a drinking forfeit where person 1 bends over and pulls down their trousers. person 2 lies underneath, and drinks a pint of lager which has been poured skillfully through person 1’s b-m crack. person 2 has to drink the lager as it dribbles off the t-st-cl-s of person 1.
give him a b-m chunder!
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