bumf
office paper work. derived from b-mfodder, toilet paper.
our new boss gives us a lot of b-mf.
short for b-mf-odder, or toilet paper.
i say terence, is there any b-mf in your cubicle, we’re running out in here.
spam
what the f-ck is this b-mf in my mailbox?!?!?!?!?!?!!
big ugly mother f-cker
corey is such a b-mf.
b-mf is just stuff. not much else to it.
such-a-thing comes with a lot of unnecessary b-mf.
(n) one who is extremely awkward, but at the same time extremely lazy. one that doesn’t move fast and would rather not move around.
“why don’t you come play b-ball with us mike?”
“don’t bother asking him, mike is a true b-mf.”
“did you hook up with jon last night?”
“no, we started talking and he such a b-mf.”
short for -n-l s-x
b-mf??? b-mf!!!
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