Bumfuckville


the town of monument, colorado. seriously, the only thing to do there is go cow-tipping. i’m not kidding.

oh, and moon people from your car at red lights.
mary: “i’m having way too much fun!”
john: “i know, right? let’s go to b-mf-ckville monument. i’ve always wanted to feel the burning urge to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver!”

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