bumhole bludgeoner


1. a male (either heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his s-xual partner.

2. can be use as a term for a gay man
cindy: he’s hot, you think i should take him home?
sarah: it’s up to you, but chloe told me he’s a right b-mhole bludgeoner.
cindy: is he?! he’s mine!!
sarah: dirty sl-t!!!

don’t ever shower if he’s in there, he’s a right b-mhole bludgeoner!!

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