Bumhole love
when one puts ones lips, lovingly, around ones b-mhole and aggressively elongates the tongue in towards the r-ct-m using a swirling and figure of eight motion. tip! suck on an ice cube before hand and if you really want, store multiple sauces up there to make it a treat for both!
my friend liv gave me a bit of b-mhole love
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