bummblefuck
b-mmblef-ck: a citizen of the town known as b-mmerville. also used to describle unfortunate fail situations amongst a series of sh-t. it can be used interchangeably in many tenses: past, pre, future, nonexist, bullsh-t: -tense. some history behind the word includes but is not limited to: the f-ck family: b-mmble and cl-ster get married and have a beautiful baby girl named fmly.
if you have dia-beetus, insert dramatic pause then your a b-mmblef-ck.
Read Also:
- bumrot
the result in a long day of swimming in a lake, river or ocean. the b-m will be sore from being water logged and chafed by sand and/or rocks. it feels as if your b-m is about to literally rot off. jim: “oh dear, i’ve caught a rather mild case of b-mrot.”
- bunreft
the state you are left in when all your cinnamon buns have been eaten. stephen was left bunreft after offering to share his wife’s cinnamon buns with the office.
- burka bathing
bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity. mandy: i’m taking the kids swimming after school why don’t you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing…..i checked. jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe? mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips….
- burrito rule
if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it. sarah: my stupid burrito just fell apart mark: burrito rule, time to go ham! here’s a fork.
- bushman's pancake
eating a pancake by rolling it up and using your hands, without any cutlery. tom just ate a bushman’s pancake.