bump and awe
a series of events that begins with you literally b-mping into a person, looking at their face after the momentary disorientation after the b-mp, and then realizing (with a shocked look on your face) they are someone oh so famous.
annette and enrique were in paris at lunch when while leaving the café they had a b-mp and awe experience as they literally ran into julia roberts.
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