Bump and Slide


a d-ck move used by -ssholes in gran turismo who can’t drive. they b-mp you in a corner and then slide right by.
-ss hat; “watch me run the b-mp and slide on this f-ck..”

you: “f-cking d-ck….”

-ss hat: “i win”

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