bump dirties
top definition
a death threat of epic proportions
guy: you want to b-mp dirties?
girl: how dare you threaten my life.
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the act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly s-xual erotic manner.
i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, s-xing one up, intercourse, sandwich dancing, arousing with genitals, s-xual friction, ect.
the other night, harriot and i were b-mping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. family dinner will never be the same.
it was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to b-mp dirties. nine months later came the consequence, me.
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the act of having his and her danger zones touch one another in a highly s-xual erotic manner.
i.e: do the dirty, jump one anothers bones, intercourse, sandwich dancing, s-xual friction, ect.
the other night, harriot and i were b-mping dirties real nice, when mother and father walked in. family dinner will never be the same.
it was a dark cold night, the heat went out, and to keep things hot, mother and father decided to b-mp dirties. nine months later came the consequence, me.
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