bump muffins


a phrase describing any female-female s-xual position where the v-lv- of each female are b-mped and rubbed against the other. may also be used to describe lesbian s-x, even though not all lesbian s-x entails v-lv–to-v-lv- stimulation; similar to “knocking boots” being used to describe s-x in general.
i’d like to watch my wife b-mp m-ffins with kate beckinsale.

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