bumper balls

imitation bull’s b-lls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear b-mper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.
i hung some chrome b-mper b-lls on my new f-350.
a vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scr-t-m and testes dangling from the underside of their b-mper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.
b-mper b-lls are a poor subst-tute for having a real pair, buddy.
when two men are having intercourse with the same woman, one man is in the v-g-n-, and the other in the -n-s. while they are thrusting their hips, their b-lls h-t or rub against each others.
boy1: bro, what happened last night?

boy2: i don’t know?

girl1: i’ll give you boys a hint, you two played b-mperb-lls on me all last night.
noun. a term used to describe the act of two men having double penetration s-x with a woman, whereas each man has at least a 12 inch p-n-s, and are standing. with each thrust, the men’s t-st-cl-s are repeatedly hitting each other, making a thumping sound. commonly causes sticky b-mper b-lls.
guy1: “your mother likes b-mper b-lls, doesn’t she?”
guy2: “how’d you know?”
guy1: “nick and i were not at your house to watch the dog.”