Bumper Buddies


two idiots who drive side by side because neither wants to nut up an p-ss the other. usually at least one of them is texting
look at these two b-mper buddies. they’re backing up traffic for a mile!
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buddies who have parking spots behind each other.
hey dr. c-x, i pulled some strings, and got the parking sp-ce right behind yours! b-mper buddies!

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