bumper dump
when a person needs to take a cr-p, but no toilet is readily available. you drop your pants, set your coccyx-area down on the b-mper of the nearest car, and cr-p (mostly) onto the ground.
this maneuver is usually performed by a “sf mission hipster”, after he/she has consumed several pabst blue ribbon beers. bonus points if the car is a symbol of gentrification, such as a german compact sedan.
bro #1: dude. come check out my sweet new bmw 418!
bro #2: brah, it looks like someone pulled a b-mper dump on you, and missed a bit.
bro #1: dude. lets go back to the marina and drown our sorrows at bar none with some beer-pong! did you bring the rufees?
bro #2: brah, i wouldn’t have it any other way. let’s go crush some beercans against our foreheads!
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