bumper fuck


1. using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. an epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.
(1.) p-ssenger: “dude, that guy totally cut you off!”
driver: “looks like someone needs a good b-mper f-ck.”

(2.) 911: “911 state your emergency.”
you: “i just got b-mper f-cked by some drunken -sshole! and he’s dressed like a pirate.”
911: “excuse me…?”

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