bumper-pee


the act of using your vehicle as support (and/or to block your bare -ss from view) when you can’t make it to a “real” restroom and instead have to use the side of the road as a toilet. can be the result of either an emergency or laziness and is preferably done in a secluded place.
earlene drank her boone’s wine so fast on the way to the party that we had to stop and let her b-mper-pee at least three times before we even got there.

i can’t hold it to the next rest stop — you’re gonna have to stop and let me b-mper-pee or i’m gonna wet my pants in your car!!!

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