Bumper sticker
a b-mper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music.
b-mper sticker also refers to j-panese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old b-mper.
“b-mper sticker!”, thats guy is really a pimp…
mehito, mehito, where is the b-mpersticker???
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expression of one’s opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one’s vehicle.
he had many pro gun b-mper stickers on the back of his car. i wonder if he’s ever met charlton heston?
annoying and often idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the b-mpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.
these abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.
my daughter is a honor student
honk if you love jesus
it’s in the bible, i believe it, and that settles it
if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns
in case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
tourettes is a god-mned, serious f-cking condition, man!
a tattoo located on a person’s -ss.
i had s-x with a chick last night who had a fly b-mpersticker.
the word/s on the b-tt of a girl’s booty shorts and sweats. words range from pink, bootylicious, and s-xy.
john: look at that chick’s b-mper sticker. she is pretty “bootylicious”.
me: mmmhhmm…
a small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. all varieties of crude and rude att-tudes can be displayed on a b-mper sticker. while some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.
b-mper stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.
i sure hope my jesus loves you b-mper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!
when you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your c-m on the girls -ss, her -ss of course being the b-mper, and then your c-m the sticker. adding a nice slap is also good for those b-tches who like it rough.
you: hey bro you’ll never guess what happened last night!
friend: what happened?
you: i totally gave my girlfriend a b-mper sticker last night.
friend: wow. normally i’d -ssume it was just a normal b-mper sticker, but because of how much -ss you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly s-xual. what’s it mean?
you: yeah i totally do get lots of -ss, and its when you pull out and c-m on they -ss.
friend: cool i did that to your mom last week!
you: yeah she’s a wh-r-.
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