bumping one off
the act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to -rg-sm. the act is completed when one achieves their -rg-sm.
also known as the action of masturbating.
it can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.
example 1:
jill: ew did tim just b-mp one off in your bathroom?
beth: yeah i think he did – don’t go in there.
example 2:
guy outside bathroom: are you done in there? i need to use the bathroom.
guy in bathroom: leave me alone, i’m b-mping one off!
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