bumpy face


what drunk b-ms call seagram’s gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.
sales -ssociate: hi, what can i get for ya?

drunk: gimme da b-mpy!! i want da b-mpy face!!
kansas city, missouri slang term for seagrams gin
given this name because of the texture of the bottle. called “b-mpy” or “face” for short
“man, we got ripped off the b-mpyface last nite”

“spank the bottle and lets bust open this face man”

“i got brews, smokes, and some face, lets get it crackin’ man”

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