Bumpy Helmet


having a grotesgue and disfigured head on the tip of a man’s erect p-n-s. it is caused by misuse and torture of one’s c-ck. the b-mpy helmet can cause a man to be off balance and fall over like a tethered bowling ball to your waist.
“milton had a b-n-r but due to his enormous b-mpy helmet on the tip of his c-ck he lost his balance knocking craig’s reports off his desk.”

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