bumscrubber
1. like a toothbrush for your -ss hole; it scrubs the crustified dung off of one’s -ss hairs while providing a sandpaper-esque feeling on the soft tissue of your r-ct-m
2. any bristled object used to clean a dirty homeless invalid, against his or her will, while they lay half-dead beside a trash heep asking for spare change
3. a sand paper covered d-ld- for use by any man or woman who either likes the feeling of blood running out of his or her b-tt, has lost all feeling in the -n-l cavity due to excess b-tt-d-ld–use and therefore needs the b-mscrubber for any sort of t-tilating stimulation, or really just likes a very clean and irritated inner -n-s
i went to the radiologist the other day for an x-ray and they found that b-mscrubber i lost a couple weeks ago.
“come here you dirty b-m and get your scrubbin,” said the angry b-m hater. “oh no, not the b-mscrubber, it hurts so bad!” said the dirty b-m.
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