Bumslaw
residue, left on a toilet seat, usually in the shape of a “y” (reflecting the reoccurring placement of an unwashed -ss-crack, from one, or multiple persons), that collects over time, due to an insufficient cleaning/maintenance routine of the toilet in question; most commonly seen in gas station stalls. the composition of b-mslaw may vary; the most common elements include: p–p, -ss p-b-s, acc-mulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or v-g-n-l medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
that bathroom hasn’t been cleaned in months. the b-mslaw on the seat is half and inch thick!
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the acc-mulation of residue, in one’s -ss-crack, that appears after long periods of bodily neglect (read: poor hygeine). the residue is composed of various elements; the most common are: p–p, -ss p-b-s, acc-mulated sweat resin (aka: salt cream), hemroidal or v-g-n-l medication residue, blood, lubricant, and fuzz from undergarments.
i went camping last week and didn’t shower for 4 days. i had to scoop the b-mslaw from my crack with fpoon!
1. 73h pwn463 (medic_)
2. the s-xual act of putting cole slaw in one’s b-m then eating it. this act can be preformed by both genders, which is also like “69”, and “bukkake”(boo-c-cky) which also can be preformed by both s-xes
1. dud3, i g07z f-ck1n6 pwn3d by d1s dud3 n4m3d b-mslaw wh1l3 pl4y1n6 c0ck4d00dy 4 0n ps3.
2. after we’re done with our kfc picnic we can do a b-mslaw with the left overs, if you want?
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