diaper blowout, or when you just can’t hold it and have to make a run for the toilet. the results are often painful, smelly, and non-solid.
after that curry dinner i was b*msploding all night.
- puerto rican pedicure
when you are too lazy or don’t have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed. i was running late for work had to give myself a puerto rican pedicure so i could wear my peep toe heels
- f*ck debt
when one is all out of f*cks but must give a few more, he or she enters into f*ck debt. i’m all out of f*cks to give. do you really want to make me go into f*ck debt?
- straight sewer
someone or something that is so bad, lame, bland and a waste of time that it’s beyond being sh*t. like calling it sh*t would be a compliment at that point. friend one: who books a meeting at 4.30 on a friday? friend two: a straight sewer.
- booty back ride
it’s a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs do you want me to give you a booty back ride?