bundage


top definition
excess poundage in the buns (booty or b-ttox) resulting from half–ssed dieting and half–ssed exercising.

“bundage” is a portmanteau from the combined words of “poundage” and “buns.”
“in his delusional world of doing everything half–ssed, he believed his workouts and protein dieting would give him the body of adonis but instead all he did was up his bundage.”

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