Bung Monkey


an individual engaged in -n-l intercourse, whose facial expressions resemble that of a chimpanzee. often seen in p-rn flicks by bad actors and egotistical steroidal junkies who think they are god’s gift to s-x.
check out that freakin’ bung monkey banging that back door. someone should shove a banana in those lips!
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an overactive, small-proportioned h-m-s-xual gentleman who will launch at anything in sight.
“that chap in the corner is a proper little bungmonkey. look at him go!”
this is a common insult used by me to signify you are a reject from a moron factory and need to quit being a jack-ss and get a life
dustin you are a bung monkey.

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