bung podling
an inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough -n-l s-x “a pounding” by means of inanimate objects. the use of d-ld-‘s; the unsheathed b-tt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.
“glory and sacrifice”, shouted the novice bung podling as the master reampod did the nasty.
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