bungee balls
1.the act of trying to pull your t-st-cl-s out of the mouth of your upset s-xual partner when he/she refuses to release sucking action.
2.a game in several men use wieghts to stretch their shorn scr-t-ms, and then using a ruler to determine the individual with the greatest elasticity.
3.the unfortunate event where an -n-l sphincter muscle spasms and the male cannot remove his t-st-cl-s from the -n-s.
1. that b-tch, kelly, played bungee b-lls with me last night and i can’t sit down.
2. jimmy’s ball sack extended 2 inches more than mine during this weekends bungee ball tournament.
3. the doctor has to use forceps to remove my bungee b-lls from fred’s backdoor.
a game in which a man’s b-lls are tied to a bungee cord, and the man is then dropped from a large height. the man wins if his nuts stay attached.
obviously, this is more of a fictional endeavor and therefore it works better as an ostentatious manly challenge that men could make or as some kind of feminist’s fantasy.
“derek is the undefeated champion of bungee b-lls.”
Read Also:
- dazza tee
a good looking,kind,funny and striaght up guy with a very large p-n-s and very good in bed, he can be seen in the clubs partying hard and chatting up all the women, when he isn’t doing that he is helping out at the home less shelter,dazza makes all you women come,he is the kind of […]
- jongo
a word used to describe a n00b with no graphics card and so has to revert to playing rubbish n00b games. you are such a jongo, you have to play eve online lol! br–sts, particularly those of considerable m-ss. wow, check out the jongos on that one! the opposite of anything good gw bush is […]
- bure
a very good looking female in limerick, ireland check her out boys, she’s a fine bure! irish slang meaning a woman, usually teenage. used in the rural areas of ireland, specifically the south. pr-nounced same as pure. “hi ba dats one munya bure!” translation: that is one s-xy woman 1. the opposite of a blincoe; […]
- dcoya
is very indecisive when it comes to who she wants to give heart to love expressing herself to music and dance cuter than usual dcoya makes a boy work extremely hard for her heart
- Kaviar
1. (kaviar)p–p eaten for s-xual gratification. 2. (kaviar)an alb-m of the same name by dead artist songwriter kevin gilbert that is astonishing. finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock alb-ms, if you like his dark and twisted stuff. i bought the alb-m and it was terrific, but i didnt know […]