bungus


a total jerk or anything which is equivalent to “sh-t”
“dude, you saw that guy with a fugly wig, he was a total bungus”
the fungus that grows on your b-m. bungus can be contracted from sk-nks, ho-bags, and gutter sl-ts. particularly serious cases can cause small pink and purple mushrooms to grow on and out of the -n-s. it is particularly common in the city of fitchburg, m-ssachusetts.

the genital equivalent of bungus is jungus.
how’s the bungus you got from that -n-l s-x binge you had last month? still on fire?
the spot between your b-lls and your ungus.
while shaving my nether regions, i slipped with the razor and cut my bungus severely. now i can’t sit down comfortably.
a crusty, sticky, smelly, week-old piece of p–p that is either lodged in ones bunghole or stuck in ones chonies and is currently rotting away in the bottom of your hamper.

a contraction of the words b-tt/bunghole + fungus = bungus
“i think you have some bungus on your face, todd”

“hey man, can you give me a hand…errr…a finger, with this bungus? it’s a real fighter!”

“yup, i can wear these boxers again, they only have a bit of bungus on them….and…it’s pretty fresh anyways.”
piece of sh-t
i cant belilive you just ate bungus
a well known, normally reliable drug dealer, but lately not so much so.

also the area in between the scr-t-m and the -n-l cavity entrance.
the area also known as grundle.
mr. bungus, is there fungus amongus?
very large

from ‘gimungous’ shortened to ‘mungous’ to ‘bungus’.
that guy’s forehead is bungus!

paula got reported to the police because of her bungus collection of kittens.

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