Bunk Funk
when you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you c-m, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. you then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you’ve got a bad case of bunk funk.
guy #1: “dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?”
guy #2: “d-mn i forgot to clean that sh-t after i was whacking the weasel.”
guy #1: “that’s right b-tch, now you’ve got a rancid case of bunk funk.”
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