Bunkle
an interjection used to describe a statement or phrase that is uninteresting or unnecessary
wife: “i was just at walgreens, i was going to buy benadryl gel. but then i didn’t know if i should buy gel or cream. so i picked up the cream, and when i went to check out, i realized that the expiration date was coming up in february. so i went back, and the gel benadryl had an expiration date that wasn’t until november of next year. so since i could get an extra summer’s use out of the gel, i decided to get that. so i went back to the register…”
husband: “–bunkle.”
1. a word, believed to be used first in southern england, used when the speaker has forgotten the name of an item.
2. a word used in conjunction with the suffix “ington” as a game, or to decide who to p-ss the spliff to.
1. “have you seen my phone?” “i think it’s next to the bunkle.” “d-mnit, i dropped my bunkle!”
2. “bunkle!” “ington!”
they are your nuts, b-lls, b-ll-cks, t-st-cl-s etc…
that b-tch kicked me in the bunkles and it f-cking hurts.
to collapse inward, mentally
if you were to see your mother naked, you might bunkle.
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