Bunnel Vision
when a male gets hypnotized by a perfectly round and supple pair of -ss cheeks. so much so that he may not even realize he is being completely obvious… usually resulting in being caught staring at the cheeky wonder.
tom: “i was at the mall today sitting on the bench and i got slapped by my wife.”
bill: “why? what’d you do?”
tom: “i got a wicked case of bunnel vision when that sk-nk walked by in those tight pants.”
Read Also:
- Pedestrian Gravity
the law of physics which dictates that a slow pedestrian who is about to be overtaken by a fast pedestrian will suddenly and without warning swerve into the path of the fast pedestrian as if they are attracted to each other by real gravity. the slower pedestrian is usually oblivious to their surroundings and is […]
- schwapping it
to consume alcohol dude, we are schwapping it tonight! to m-st-rb-t-. it is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation. simone: hey, you got to check out this new p-rn i made it will make you touch yourself. phil: no thanks, i have schwapping it since i’ve been here.
- Ally Poo Poo
an extremely awesome nickname, usually given by an older sister, or a friends older sister. the holder of this nickname is an awesome person and an amazing dancer. she is a great best friend ps she’s single 😉 meghan: ally poo poo boo boo boo boo alex:meimei!!! colleen: . . . you guys are weird.
- almost done
not really actually close to done, and probably not done for a while. sitting in an uncompleted state while other things- like checking one’s facebook account, singing into one’s hairbrush, dancing around one’s bedroom, and dating other guys- get done. jack: are you done yet? jill: i’m almost done (jack checks internet and sees jill […]
- Schwappy
of poor quality, a contraction of “schwaggy” with “cr-ppy.” man, this schwappy ipod broke after six months! another word for p-n-s, d-ck, or your enormous schwappy dude, did you see his schwappy in cl-ss today? it was huge.