Bunny Syndrome
bunny syndrome is a very serious disease!
it turns humans into mutes! and mutes into completely isolated social r-t-rds.
symptoms include:
– extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite s-x coherently
– nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
– denying that girls want your p-n-s when in reality they are actally l-sting for it in an almost in humane manner.
– studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
– no interest in social/cultural events such as “homecoming”
– making a handle t-tled “bunny meatball”
there are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
if you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. then write, “go see camille” (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the d-mn girl that you obviously can’t soberly communicate with!!!
john: i need help. there’s this girl i like but i don’t know what to say whenever she sits next to me.
george: you, my friend, have the bunny syndrome. now snap out of it and ask her out already.
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