Bunted
a state of mind in which a person becomes overwhelmed with feelings of tiredness, drowsiness and complete apathy rolled in to one.
victims may experiance an unability to perform basic tasks such as movment, this can be drug or drink indused, or it can happen purly down to pure ‘bunterishness’ ushally striking during free periods at school, breaks at work or during the early hours of the morning.
examples of everyday use
“i’m bunted”
“turn off that little green light that’s like a meter away from me i’m so bunted!”
“so when you were on fire, did you not think to call for help or -ssisatance?”
“i would have but i was just toally bunted”
use as a personal pr-noun
“oh mate, i’m such a bunter”
use as a describing word
“the man was a bunter”
“the house was bunted up”
3 more definitions
b-tch hitting when in a circle.
usually because your really stoned and don’t want to p-ss up free weed, but you’ve smoked too much as it is.
so you just take a p-ssy hit.
-bunts a blunt- “i just bunted.”
a slang word used for smoking marijuana, taking in any amount of marijuana into the lungs is known as bunting weed.
jon went to kyle’s and bunted
very very drunk.
i was mega bunted last night
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