a person who lives in the suburbs
oh, i see you left the city to become a ‘burbanite.
fortified in a male way, big b*lls. dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!
- gay at sea
someone whose only s*xually attracted to men while on a boat/in a body of water “paul is rob gay? he’s been acting weird ever since we started the cruise ” ” no man hes just gay at sea”
- ya b*m
something that you call your nephew in the middle of a no swag summer, cuz he’s not living healthy. a term of endearment sometimes (rarely), other times you just a b*m. “this is not a wig it’s a fresh *ss cut, i watch anime with bae and peel potatoes for lunch. i got no swag […]
- itchy steamboat
the itchy aftereffect of a deep and cavernous fart that reverberates against objects such as furniture or flooring, resulting in an itchy *n*s because of the heat and friction generated by the violent release of gas. “bro, last night when i was leaning against the wall at the club an itchy steamboat snuck up on […]