burbble fart
a burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. it gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.
uncle harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. his stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. he stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly cr-pped his britches.
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