burf
a mix between a burp and barf
“ugh yuck, i just burfed!”
when you go to burp and actually barf a little. don’t actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.
oh dude i think i just burfed!
an after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (burp + barf = burf)
earl: gee whiz sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
sally: well thank you earl.
earl: buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! oh christ my thraot is burning….i just burfed!!!
sally: oh earl!!
the act of being born in da’ ghetto
yo’ b-tch, when’s yo’ burf-day
the act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight “bfffff” sound as the bitter fumes leaves the -n-l cavity. much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.
“honey, you won’t want to sit next me right now. this roasted garlic is making me burf.”
“sam was p-ssed because i burfed in his cube.”
“my wife practically p-ssed out from the burf i just left in the car.”
according to my 3 yr old daughter, who came up with this word, it is what happens when you burp and barf a little at the same time.
when george gave me that come hither look, i burfed in my mouth.
a disgusting and nauseating fart, usually consisting of egg-like odors with a hint of sh-t. always silent, but deadly.
dude, it smells like sh-t! did somebody burf?
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