Burger and a BJ


burger and a bj are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.

a male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a bl-w j-b in the same night. said burger and bj must take place in the same evening as the movie. no rain checks!!!
lady friend: “will you go see the new twilight movie with me please?”

male: “aw man, i don’t want to see that gay -ss chick flick”

lady friend: “i’ll hook you up with a burger and a bj”

male: “your terms are acceptable. it’s a date”

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