burger champ
the person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. most compet-tions take place with anywhere between 3 – 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
big dude 1: “ok, cajuns on three, let’s do this. 1, 2, 3!”
(all start chowing down)
big dude 2: “i’m done!”
skinny dude: “i’m done too!”
big dude 1: “holy sh-t dude. i’m so full. i can’t take that third one. i’m done.”
skinny dude: “yes! i can’t believe i beat one of you.”
big dude 2: “yeah nice job. you’re definitely the burger champ right now. your skinny -ss had an uphill battle all the way.”
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