burgies
huge hamburger sized nipples. larger than your standard pepperoni diameter sized nipples. often marks the presence of well breast-fed children or pets.
alec: i am so in love with my hot girlfriend- she has some seriously dangerous nipples.
alex: i know, my burgies are awesome.
a guy or maybe a girl who often gets drunk off 2 or 3 beers p-sses out and pees were he lies. then he proceeds to have sloppy, wet, p-ssy s-x with the gutter wh-r- next to him. when he wakes up he leaves the scene of the crime before anyone awakens. he later calls that day and apologizes.
“wtf? did that guy just burgy on that couch”
“thats my f-cking couch he burgied on!”
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