the kind of dude who sh*ts the bed and walks away. the kind of dude who sleeps with his roommate and doesn’t make breakfast for him the next morning. the kind of dude who spots a c*ckroach in the kitchen, but doesn’t actually help catch it. he’s just that kind of dude.
i hope i don’t room with any burgoyne’s next year… i heard what he did with his last roommate and i’m not about that nasty stuff!
a huge d*ck bruh stop being a karambe.
- cord of wood
a bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. this is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing. look at tyler’s cute cord of wood.
- hard daddy
a dominant male who is controlling to his submissives. bruto is such a hard daddy disciplining his submissives!
- wing w*ng phong
slang word, meaning “a mans p*n*s”.. commonly used when parents are around and you don’t want to be talking about a mans p*n*s all day long. that wing w*ng phong is huge!