Burk


a n-b, moron or fool.
an idiot
“your mother’s party was sh-t man”
“it was a f-cking funeral you burk!”
a person, male or female, who can drink anything alcoholic, including a warm hobo beer, at any time of the day.
bianca’s drinking that 211 at three o’ clock today, she can just burks it like that
n. a beautiful girl who inspires those around her to live more full lives. a lover of peonies, it is hard for the author to believe that every man she meets has not yet fallen in love with her. a true friend, a confidant, a woman of faith, in search of truth, a gypsy soul that is destined for greatness.
how could you not be in awe of her, she’s a total burks
body part on the chest.
the womans burks are droopy.
a fat man wh-r-, who loves to eat out his mom and hasnt seen his d-ck in 3 years. he also loves to jack off in front of a stripper
yo, chris is such a burks, i mean who does that???
chronic liar, -ss-hole, c-m licking b-st-rd
a sudden, disorienting change of subject during a conversation, resulting in confusion among the other speakers.
mike: “so, where did you go on vacation?”

dave: “my wife and i took a cruise to ensenada.”

harry: “i love that part of mexico.”

mike: “yeah, but how do you teach a cat to use the toilet.”

harry & dave: “????”

dave: “boy, that was a burk.”

harry: “mike, you should warn people before you burk like that.”

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