Burlington

a growing city located between hamilton and toronto. only burlingtonians know that there is a difference between kids from millcroft, southburlington and lakesh-r-. millcrofters along with orchard kids are -ssholes shat out by rich people and are extremely sheltered for most of their lives. although willing to take on any p-ssy from oakville burlingtonians will forever be weary of those from hamilton.
burlington kid: f-ck you oakville fight me!
oakville kid: i would but i can’t… because i dont want to hurt you thats it…ya!
burlington kid: okay bud okay bud
a nothing town, located in connecticut. there is zero diversity, and the highschool and middleschool are shared with the town over, harwinton, and all the kids are either ridiculously smart, potheads, or emo. the inbetween percentage is very low.
you know your from burlington when:
-there are often deer and turkey in or around your yard/house
-you, or a ton of people you know are scene
-you don’t love your town
-you think the people from harwinton are rednecks
-you call burlington “b-town”
-your school didn’t even have a football team before this year.
-you go to “danger zones”
-you consider cvs the most commercial place in the town
-you go to c-mbys just to chill because there’s nothing else to do.
-you ski/snowboard at ski sundown
-you go to lewis mills, harbur, or lake garda
-everyone you know thinks they’re hotsh-t.
-sometimes you get p-ssed at how many trees there are
-everyone you know “hates their life”
-you’ve never been outside of new england
-you watch fireworks at johnnycake mountain on fourth of july
-you hang out in the middle of the road
-you’ve been to tavern day more than once.
kid 1: hey man whatsup with all these emos and white kids trying to act black??
kid 2: dude, we’re in burlington, what do you expect??
burlington is a city like town in the middles-x county about 15 mintues from boston. burlington has its nice sections and its bad sections. the nice ones are full of nice white kids and nice big houses. then theres a section of the town were a bunch of white kids try to act gangter and just be punks around the town. like the kids who hangout in the center and the kids from winnmere (a section of burlington known as “the hood”)…burlington is serviced with i95 and has the mall. burlington is a ok place to live.
btown kid number 1:yo man you wana go hit up the burlington mall on friday and start sh-t wit kids from billerica and woburn and sell drugs?

btown kid number 2:yea man sounds good since we got nuthin else to do anyways!
a quaint largely unheard of city in vermont full of homeless people, hippies, and college students. the place where the 60’s never died, in fact its just getting started!
dude 1: dude lets drive up to burlington, buy beers and herb off a homeless dude, get some uvm chicks and party all day on north beach!

dude 2: yea man lets do a bbq and share our herb with all the hippies!

dude 1: only in burlington man, only in burlington!
often a miss spelling of boreington, iowa.
a place where watching gr-ss grow is true excitment.
watching a bingo marathon at the old folks home was a real burlington.
waiting in line at the dmv is so burlington.
sh-tting to the brim of the toilet bowl.
i couldn’t use a public restroom because someone busted a burlington.
really cool little town in connecticut. everyone in the middle school except for a couple kids are really {preppy} nice town, but very quiet.
burlington is quiet, and i like it that way.

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