Burly Shirley


a barrel–ssed girl. her b–bs are in california and her belly is in boston. either way she’s fat with no -ss, no significant b–bage and has multiple chins that look like an upside down staircase.

nice does not cut it because there is no redemption for such an evolutionary disaster
pete: hey mark, i hear you like big girls.

mark: yeah, man. def more cushion for the pushin! plus they keep you warm in the winter and sweatin’ in the summer.

pete: kid, you’re messed up. extra cheese belongs on pizza, not on your b-tches. you gotta get off them burly shirleys!

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